So I don’t want tonsil cancer. This means I’m going to stop performing oral sex. Seriously.
New studies show that it could be a cause in tonsil cancer. Now that we smoke less and less, who would of known that putting a big old piece of flesh in our mouths is as detrimental?
Hmm…I’m assuming that the old headache excuse has been flung right out the window and now it’s “no, honey, I’m NOT putting THAT in my mouth…cancer cooties EWW EWW EWW”
However…in this study, it does say that French kissing might also be considered a factor…so I’m resorting to “Eskimo kissing”. I’m assuming for now it’s safe, however give them about 1-2 years before they ruin THAT for me… My boyfriend and I are ahead of the times…we rub elbows and sleep in separate beds like Bert and Ernie.
Now, when I look up on various medical sites, most tonsil cancer causes don’t include being carpet connoisseurs or deep throat experts. I get the HIV/AIDS reference and the genetics always come into play…smoking and drinking regularly can cause more than just tonsil cancer. So I’m wondering how accurate these claims are.
So the next time I’m not up to some bukake, do I simply tell my boyfriend “I DON’T WANT CANCER!!!” It can backfire though…especially in the reciprocal game.
So I’m closing this with a challenge…I’m asking for proof that oral sex is bad for your health..related to cancer!!!
http://blogs.usatoday.com/betterlife/2009/04/researchers-suspect-oral-sex-to-blame-for-rise-in-tonsil-cancer.html
