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No more oral sex for YYOOUU!!! April 5, 2009

Filed under: Adult humor — myfacetiouswisdom @ 23:04

So I don’t want tonsil cancer. This means I’m going to stop performing oral sex. Seriously.

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New studies show that it could be a cause in tonsil cancer. Now that we smoke less and less, who would of known that putting a big old piece of flesh in our mouths is as detrimental?

Hmm…I’m assuming that the old headache excuse has been flung right out the window and now it’s “no, honey, I’m NOT putting THAT in my mouth…cancer cooties EWW EWW EWW”

However…in this study, it does say that French kissing might also be considered a factor…so I’m resorting to “Eskimo kissing”. I’m assuming for now it’s safe, however give them about 1-2 years before they ruin THAT for me… My boyfriend and I are ahead of the times…we rub elbows and sleep in separate beds like Bert and Ernie.

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Now, when I look up on various medical sites, most tonsil cancer causes don’t include being carpet connoisseurs or deep throat experts. I get the HIV/AIDS reference and the genetics always come into play…smoking and drinking regularly can cause more than just tonsil cancer. So I’m wondering how accurate these claims are.

So the next time I’m not up to some bukake, do I simply tell my boyfriend “I DON’T WANT CANCER!!!” It can backfire though…especially in the reciprocal game.

So I’m closing this with a challenge…I’m asking for proof that oral sex is bad for your health..related to cancer!!!

http://blogs.usatoday.com/betterlife/2009/04/researchers-suspect-oral-sex-to-blame-for-rise-in-tonsil-cancer.html

 

8 Responses to “No more oral sex for YYOOUU!!!”

  1. Matthew K Says:

    I would say still having your tonsils is also a big factor in tonsil cancer. And I only skimmed the article but it was like all the French kissing and oral sex nowadays… So why hasn’t Europe who, for the most part has been getting freakier for CENTURIES in decline with the tonsil cancer surge? Why aren’t isn’t there a vocal tongue cancer awareness contingent in Montreal holding big marathons and shit?

    Seriously, tonsil cancer? Tonsil cancer?! If there’s tonsil why not just take the bastards out anyway, I bet that cures tonsil cancer 100% of the time.

    • myfacetiouswisdom Says:

      I know I know…it’s startling because they now found out what the appendix does…and I don’t remember what it does but it does something not that important since people have it removed all the time…Tonsil’s could be important in filtering out the garbage cause our mouths are garbage bins and we eat and drink garbage…wait till civilisation kills itself and we resort back to cavemen stuff…then we’ll see…we won’t NEED tonsils anymore…

  2. Boubaa Says:

    Well guess what I have GREAT newsfor your bf!! My research shows that throat canser would be caused by some HPV strains and HPV strains or much more common in women. So it would apear that its not to dangerous to give him the time of his life while hes busy watching a football game but when it comes to you… he ought to simply keep jack-hammering away and stop wasting time on the rest of the dutyfull labor!!

    (Info from wikipedia and 2 health sites one in france the other in the UK)

  3. Big bad wolf who's actually not so bad Says:

    Keep sharing the pleasure

    myfacetiouswisdom says : I will keep sharing them with you whenever you want…who needs tonsils?

  4. Mike Says:

    myfacetiouswisdom….do you have a blog of your own?

  5. Mike Says:

    Sorry – cancel that last comment.

  6. Mike Says:

    Sorry about hat – I was trying to find that avatar of you in larger format. Hot stuff!


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