So it’s in…it’s official…I started a trend years ago and y’all are FINALLY catching up with me…Man, it feels good to be ahead of the times…
Where all of you were running your tongues over hairless genitals and loving the slippery smooth, skin feeling of your metrosexuals…I was spitting out the hairballs and loving the primal scent and feel of BUSH!!!
Yes, I said it…BUSH!
I’ve been obsessing over my partner’s over abundance of body hair and swooning every time he took off his clothes to reveal that wiry, body hair! Now y’all are catching up with my sophisticated, avant guard taste…HA! IN YO FACE BEETCH!!!
It’s time ladies to stop sharing your hair removal cream and tweezers with your better halves and go back to enjoying some neanderthal loving…or was is homo sapien?
No more “metrosexuals” or who had the worst back hair waxing experience, men…let it grow in and become primal again…studies show that WOMEN WANT THE BUSH.
One of the country’s leading demographers, Bernard Salt, says that if evolutionary theory is correct, women have started — or are about to start — turning to stronger, bigger men.
“During the downturn, the theory is that women are concerned about safety, security, food supply, and, so, their taste in men will shift from the androgynous hairless metrosexual towards the more muscular primal hairy male,” Mr Salt said.
YYEAAHHH FOR ME!!!
The world’s male population is going to be on display FOR ME!!! It’s like a big party all for me and I stole all the invites cause guess what?-I LIKE BUSH!!!!
It’s ABOUT time that we get rid of the hairless, boy-ish looking men out there. I was never into the whole “hey, it looks like I’m dating a guy who LOOKS like they’re still in high school” thing…I mean…think of it this way…you’re in bed and the moonlight is the only source of light and you’re in the throes of earth shattering sex and holy shit he has NO HAIR!!! And then you wonder if this man-boy has a curfew and if you should have carded him before bringing him to your house and what happens if the cops show up and throw your sorry, horny ass into jail for statutory rape and oh wait…I’m getting carried away…but back to the moonlight…I could think of a million things more ascetically pleasing than a hairless chest…it’s just EEWWW!!!! (Sorry men who are genetically indisposed to not growing a rug on the chest…but eewww)
Me woman (sexy, sleek HAIRLESS goddess) you man (oh…HAIRY, strong, masculine, manly-man)
When I see bush, I wouldn’t mind being a cave woman and getting bonked on the head with a big old club before having intercourse…YES YES YES…I see bush and quite frankly, I think of Ron Jeremy. Ron f%#$ing Jeremy!!! He is THE MAN! He is the GOLIATH of men with his pubes all over the place…he can still give it to a woman any which way she wants cause he CAN!!! (ok, note to self…if he wasn’t hung like a horse, then no way would I be using him as an example, but COME ON!!! It’s Ron f%#$ing Jeremy!!!)
I love this recession we’re living in…just for the simple fact that everyone will be like me now and discover how AWESOME a little bush is…and A LOT is even better 
FYI though…get your own cause I ain’t giving up mine to NOBODY
I’m going to leave you on this note…
There’s nothing wrong with a little flossing :-p
For the full article, go to http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25286668-662,00.html
